Ever wonder WHAT THE
F Bob is REALLY yammering about when he comes by your office to
spray you with coffee laden buzz words, which leaves you
uncomfortably wiping your face (when he's not looking)
& searching for an Office Idiots Dictionary?
Or the last time you were innocently
standing at the urinal, and one of your 5 "Directors"
violated Rule #5 of the Bathroom Code, by not only speaking
to you, but using "conjugational words" that weren't
really words, and even *turning his head* to do so -- which left
your head spinning, and you searching frantically for
a blunt object to put yourself out of misery?
If any of the above scenes sound
familiar, or seem to be situations you would prefer to NEVER experience,
then you've come to the right place.
So pay close attention to these
here wurds & frases, because this could very well become your
survival handbook someday.
And before you know it you'll feel
right at home during your next Bathroom Team Builder, and
leave the room by smacking Bob on the ass and telling him you'll
"see him at the next 360-Degree Review just below the
And you'll find yourself in perpetual
middle-management futility in no time at all. Sound good? Super.